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Siamese Twins......................~Wise

  Author:  27534  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/5/2008 7:56:00 PM)
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Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.

I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the bartender. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to England?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

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Date: 7/5/2008 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 23075    hahahahahaha  
Date: 7/5/2008 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!!:)  
Date: 7/5/2008 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 3419    hahahahahaha  
Date: 7/5/2008 8:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 56359    LOL!  
Date: 7/5/2008 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    Lol.. ok.. so why are they in Ontario? :p  
Date: 7/5/2008 9:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 53558    *Chuckles*...Good one!...  
Date: 7/5/2008 10:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 56780    LOOOL That was funny ! Thanks for sharing =)  
Date: 7/6/2008 9:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 15677    lol  
Date: 7/6/2008 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LOL that's great!!  
Date: 7/6/2008 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL!!!  
Date: 7/7/2008 2:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    lol!  
Date: 7/12/2008 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 64507    Ok I didn't get it at first but then I thought about that a second time... :-P  

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